Alberto wrote the news, man hes fucked in the head.
news from Alberto:
ok, so it’s my first time updating this site. Hopefully I don’t fuck it up, and I’m able to do it again sometime. If the character’s names are here, and the strip is to here, as well as the story-lines it follows, then I guess I did this shit pretty good. Anyways, anyone see Troy this weekend? I wanted to, but didn’t get a chance. I mean, come on, Brad Pitt and Eric Bana in one movie?! Fucking Brad Pitt fights the Hulk for fuck’s sake! Imagine this though…Brad is fighting Eric and their both decked out in Greek gear fighting in the coliseum and shit, when all of a sudden, Eric fucken turns into the hulk! And before he can lay a finger on Brad, H.R. Giger pops out of his asshole and says “Jesus, who woulda thought that the bitch from Friends’ husband’s ass would be so fucken warm and cozy?” He crawls out of his ass, with an Alien tail following. So he takes his tail, shoves it up Brad’s ass, and bursts open Brad’s penis. All while humming “I’ll be there for you”. So now Brad is dead and HR goes to attack Hulk, but instead, shoves his tail up Hulk’s ass and starts anal raping Hulk until Hulk cums all over the coliseum and it’s spectators. Giving the city, and it’s people, it’s first white wet shower…the end. What was the lesson to this story kids? That no matter what you hear, fucking your dog is not a good remedy for a canker sore. Enjoy the strip!
~Alberto
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