Adventures Haphazardous

You’d never expect a raging art fag to have roots in the panhandle of North Idaho, but that cousin lovin’ and cold winter nights can do strange things to you. Jon (The Other J in this illustrated asyllum) is as flamboyant as a brick, roughly the same shape, and lives to make others shoot beer out their noses with his quit wit and irreverent humor. A writer long before he began offending the very name of art with his pencil and pens, Jon looks for the story in any and everything. He kicks deus ex machina in the nuts and makes narrative his blurry eyed bitch. When he isn’t over-committing to AdHap and cruising local rest stops for the elusive trick trucker, he can be found at home cursing at 3DS Max for not simply reading his mind, re-watching and re-watching and re-watching episodes of Doctor Who and Stargate Universe, or scribbling down the next big project he’ll get to in the next 6 years or so. He’s a fan of travel, movies, camping, and undermining the authority of the Catholic church. He likes all kinds of alcohol (will draw for booze and penis). And he thinks he’ll never finish with school, because the universe knows he’ll never be done with those school loans. Show the man some love. Comment on his jokes, make fun of his art, and send him sexy pictures of your dad.